Just another ordinary miracle.

Saturday, July 07, 2007

YAY I CAN FINALLY UPDATE MY BLOG!
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MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWERInterviewer : What is your birth date?Muthu : 13th OctoberInterviewer : Which year?Muthu : ... EVERY YEARMUTHU & HIS MANAGERManager asked to Muthu at aninterview....Can you spell a word that has morethan 100 letters in it?Muthu replied: P-O-S-T-B-O- XMUTHU & LONDON TRIPAfter returning back from a foreigntrip, Muthu asked his wife, Do Ilook like a foreigner?Wife : No! Why?Muthu : In London, a lady askedme, "Are you a foreigner?".. that'swhy...Wife : SHOCKED!MUTHU & TOURISTOne tourist from U.S.A. asked to Muthuwhether any great man born inthis village or not .. and Muthusaid .. "No sir, only babies were bornhere .. "MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENTMuthu was doing experiment withcockroach. First he cut it's one legandtold WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked.Then he cut it's second leg and toldthe same. Cockroach walked. Thencut the third leg and did the same. Atlast he cut it's fourth leg andordered it walk! But cockroach didn'twalk.Suddenly Muthu said loudly, "I foundit. If we cut cockroach's fourlegs, it becomes deaf.Muthu become a saint!MUTHU & DRIVERWhen Muthu was travelling with hiswife in a motorised tricycle, thedriver adjusted mirror. Muthushouted, "You are trying to see mywife ?Sit back. I will drive.MUTHU GOES TO HOTELMuthu went in a hotel. To wash handshe went to the washbasin. There hestarted washing the basin. Seeingthis, the manager asked what was hedoing. Muthu pointed towards theboard " WASH BASIN "MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PARTInterviewer : Just imagine your in20th floor in a building, it caughtfire and how will you escape ?Muthu : It's simple.. I will just stopmy imagination .. :)Oh .. i forgot . the funniest part ..On a political rally Muthu wasarrested. Why ????????????Because, a woman journalist walkingwith a badge wrote "PRESS" on herright chest ... and he did it !